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breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.
"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."
by david March 3, 2005
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In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."
In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."
by David March 1, 2005
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1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.
2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.
2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.
1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!
1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!
2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.
1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!
2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.
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