David's Penis's definitions

Jairevus

A batshit insane, yet oddly sexy young man who may or may not claim to be a converted homosexual.

Those two guys seem weirdly comfortable with each others' bodies, they must be a couple of Jairevuses.

by David's Penis August 11, 2023

Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Jeems

1. A virtue signaller.

2. A closeted homosexual.

"Hey man, why is that fruity guy trying so hard to show everyone he's not racist?"

"He's just jeems"

by David's Penis August 11, 2023

panlol

An acronym for penis ass nigga laughing out loud.

Alternative feminine form stands for pussy ass nigga laughing out loud.

Jeems: that black guy looks like he has a dick on his head.

Ian: Panlol!

by David's Penis January 23, 2024