Davezilla's definitions

Closeted Republican

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial

My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

jimmy

a portable flash or jump drive

"Rip those files to the jimmy."

by Davezilla July 30, 2008

g-t-o

Urban slang for ghetto

Bitch, why you wearing that? That is so g-t-o.

by Davezilla September 18, 2007

Goldiloxed

When someone get something *just right*. Not too high, not too low. Just right. They Goldiloxed it. Also spelled Goldilocksed.

Adrienne Goldiloxed that proposal and the client was all in.

by Davezilla February 27, 2023

trobe

Idiots. People who don't fit ones own superior view of how others should behave and act. For example, smokers who dump their car ashtrays on your driveway are definitely trobes.
Alternate spelling: tr0b (zero replaces the 'o').

Ed: "We were drinking with Tony last night. That guy has the bladder of a six year-old girl."
Lisa: "What a trobe."
Ed: "Word."

by Davezilla October 18, 2007

Republican in the closet

A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.

My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

Republican Pride

The Republican version of gay pride. A Republican who is proud to be Republican despite being fucked in the ass by his own party.

My uncle is proud to be a Republican even though they sent his job to Mexico by writing and passing NAFTA. They even tried to take away his emergency assistance when the farm flooded! That's Republican Pride for you.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019