Definitions by Davedale

Flarmer 

A guy with a voice so effeminate and gay sounding it can actually set off fire alarms.

They had NPR on at work and one of the reporters was a flarmer, his voice actually set the fire alarm off it was so flaming .

Flarmer by Davedale August 7, 2019

Fariter 

A chronic fart lighter. Sometimes develops skills such as etching initials on someone’s back or the side of their car.

That Fariter got busted for setting his poodles hair on fire

Fariter by Davedale August 7, 2019

Noseniggler-diggler 

Some , who is expert at rudeing their nose into another persons butthole to elicit sexual pleasure . Sometimes but not always associated with a very large , ethnic nose.

That Noseniggler-diggler got her nose so far up that dude he started coughing uncontrollably.

Noseniggler-diggler by Davedale August 7, 2019

Chodachocker 

Someone who gags on a penis with very wide girth .

They had to bring that chodachocker to the ER because she choked on her boyfriends schlong

Chodachocker by Davedale August 7, 2019

Shituned 

Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste

I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.

Shituned by Davedale August 7, 2019

Cracksnackler 

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns

The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler

Cracksnackler by Davedale August 6, 2019

Fartgargler 

Someone who performs analingus with such gusto that they elicit gas passlege , which they immediate scarf like a hungry animal, quickly and LOUDLY

I have a date tomorrow w that fartgargler, so tonight , I eat beans .

Fartgargler by Davedale August 5, 2019