Wang-ganggler

A frequently average male who gets and retains chicks, sometimes gangs of them, beyond his looks or station in life.. He has an unusually large penis .
I always wondered why Gene does so well with the chicks until I saw him at the gym, he’s a big wang-ganggler
by Davedale July 20, 2019
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Face case

Someone who fantasizes about burying their face into the crack of a big, white, hairy butt crack.. They can be if any sex it sexual orientation, often associated w compulsive fart huffing
That Chick Moshe is dating w the big schnozola apparently likes to bury her face is in ass, she’s a real Face Case
by Davedale August 21, 2019
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Shower coward

A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.
Greg’s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, he’s a shower coward.
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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Fraint

A taint that is messed up, either fecal stained, gnarly looking or just too small.
I was about to go down on this chick , but when I saw her fraint I bailed, told her I had to jet.
by Davedale July 15, 2019
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Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 28, 2019
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Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 28, 2019
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shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .
When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker
by Davedale August 28, 2019
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