Davedale 's definitions

Fraint

A taint that is messed up, either fecal stained, gnarly looking or just too small.

I was about to go down on this chick , but when I saw her fraint I bailed, told her I had to jet.

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Chodachocker

Someone who gags on a penis with very wide girth .

They had to bring that chodachocker to the ER because she choked on her boyfriends schlong

by Davedale August 7, 2019

Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

by Davedale August 4, 2019

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Rollerama queen

A frequently overweight effeminate male who is no good at it but loves to rollerscate.

We saw Claud Gordado at the Rollerama doing the disco , he’s a rollerama queen

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Cracksnaggler

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .

Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...

by Davedale August 4, 2019

Fuckoit

A sexual encounter with a partner several rungs down the social food chain from oneself , usually the result of marked desperation or Uber convenience.

She’s not much to look at , but wasn’t a bad fuckoit considering I didn’t even have to get out of the stall.

by Davedale July 14, 2019