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Fraint

A taint that is messed up, either fecal stained, gnarly looking or just too small.
I was about to go down on this chick , but when I saw her fraint I bailed, told her I had to jet.
by Davedale July 15, 2019
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Porkaloader

A girl or woman of size who likes to drink, and is very permiscuous , as in “next”... synonymous with “fun to be with “ or just plain old “fat chick
After 11 teen beers that porkaloader doesn’t look so bad..
by Davedale July 14, 2019
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Pie hole

An opening in the lower face of a haughty Social justice warrior that , when opened , emits bitching and whining about this or that being “inappropriate” or “ in poor taste” frequently a millennial snowflake but can also be on a plain old biotoch, often associated with low T ...
That apple store clerk was bitching about identifying someone referring to their race , they should shut their pie holes!
by Davedale July 19, 2019
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Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 27, 2019
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cacaphallonious

Similar to its ugly cousin cacophony, cacaphallonious refers to a harsh sound but specifically immigrating from the pie hole of a squeaky voiced bullshitter. From the Latino root ca ca , and the Anglo root phony, since bullshitter
Did you hear the cacaphallonious diatribe Cooper was droning on about his being all state linebacker ? He’s 140 lbs soaking wet
by Davedale February 8, 2020
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Fartgargler

Someone who performs analingus with such gusto that they elicit gas passlege , which they immediate scarf like a hungry animal, quickly and LOUDLY
I have a date tomorrow w that fartgargler, so tonight , I eat beans .
by Davedale August 5, 2019
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shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .
When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker
by Davedale August 28, 2019
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