Nah, im straight

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

No that's you!

A phrase used to reply to an insult sarcastically or in a manner that would frustrate your foe, especially when you don't have anything else to say.
Used best in chat rooms or multiplayer computer games.
The phrase comes from the small community of Kempshott, where it was used in excess by a small group of teenagers know as the "K-crew".

Geek 1: You got owned...
Dude 1: No that's you!

Geek 2: Shup up!
Dude 1: No that's you!

Teen 1:Your wack at football
K crew member: No that's you!

by DaveG217 August 31, 2008

Long ting

A phrase used to describe something that:

a) Takes a long time
b) Is tedious or stressful
c) Doesn't interest you

Originates from London.

a)
Guy 1: Shall we walk to College?
Guy 2: Nah that's a long ting

b)
Guy 1: I've got to do 17 pages of Coursework by tomorrow.
Guy 2: That's a long ting.

c)
Girl 1: Shall we go to the Cinema? I want to see Snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Nah that's a long ting

by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

Fist to fist

Fighting with no weapons, fist to fist.

Flip a coin, 50-50, When the guns go away you're gonna have to fist to fist me. - Kano.

I didn't have my knife so I had to go fist to fist with that cracker.

by DaveG217 September 10, 2006