Nah, im straight

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.
Example 1:

Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!
by DaveG217 May 25, 2006
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Chudder

*Look at that chudder!
*I saw a proper chudder waiting for bares at KFC!
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Bares

A lot, a sort of plural of bare
*A long time
*Ive been here for bares
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No that's you!

A phrase used to reply to an insult sarcastically or in a manner that would frustrate your foe, especially when you don't have anything else to say.
Used best in chat rooms or multiplayer computer games.
The phrase comes from the small community of Kempshott, where it was used in excess by a small group of teenagers know as the "K-crew".
Geek 1: You got owned...
Dude 1: No that's you!

Geek 2: Shup up!
Dude 1: No that's you!

Teen 1:Your wack at football
K crew member: No that's you!
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