Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.

Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.

by Dave June 18, 2006

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.

"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me

by Dave July 08, 2004

birdie

A slang term referring to the middle finger.

"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."

by Dave September 28, 2004

Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

by dave November 18, 2003

tross

tross as in the penis or someone who acts like a penis

gordon peter young who is chief tross of the northern quarter

by dave October 11, 2004

nuclear deterrence

A military doctrine, possibly derived from the MAD concept, involving the idea that an enemy will be deterred from using a nuclear weapon as long as he can be destroyed as a consequence.

"Source : The Free Dictionary. Sorry, but I'm an absolute rookie when it comes to nuclear policies."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004