Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

burn one down

*To smoke a cigar, cigarette, or even a joint of marijuana.

"Wanna go burn one down man?"
"Uh thanks but I don't do drugs. ^_^ "

by Dave September 10, 2004

Dubious

A smelly #2.

Hi mom, I just dropped a huge dubious. I think my bottom is bleeding.

by dave August 19, 2003

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 04, 2003

jank

Caribbean. Marijuana cigarette. Joint.

Come on man, let's go smoke this jank

by dave June 12, 2004

idiot

A negative term to refer to a person of any negative traits, such as lack of intelligence or offensive behavior.

"People are idiots."
-me

by Dave April 01, 2004

Shredder

*Real name "Oroku Saki", he is the Ninja Turtles' arch-nemesis. Generally described as a man wearing Japanese-esque armor with blades on the wrist-plates, shoulder-plates, shin-plates, and the symbol claw-like blade across his cranium.

"Shredder is cool unless you learned the truth about him in the current TMNT series."
-me

by Dave January 17, 2005