Californication

To become part of California, or act like one, etc.
The choice of whether or not it should do with fornication is entirely up to the one that is Californicated.

"Dream of Californication..."

by Dave April 16, 2004

Tomohawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.

"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomohawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Cops

See pigs

Those goddamned cops took my stash.

by Dave September 20, 2003

hogging

The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.

Dude, stop hogging the controller. I want to play.

by dave June 28, 2004

Quagmire

Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_~

"Heh. Alriiiiiight."
-Quagmire

by Dave October 12, 2004

capitalism

Where when you have money you have power and respect. ^_^ capitalism is America's way of life & society, as communism is China's way of life & society.

Capitalism is the opposite of communism.

"Capitalism is better than communism in the long run. Think about it."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

noun

A term referring to a person, a place, or a thing; essentially something that exists.

Such nouns include:
*me (Dave)
*George W Bush
*Microsoft (the place)
*Nintendo (the place)
*Nintendo Gamecube
*Microsoft Xbox
*Sony Playstation 2
*The Pentagon
*US Army
*La-La Land
*Mushroom Kingdom
*Dreams
*Money
*Food
*Controller
....among MANY others.

Supposedly this term also refers to sexual intercourse, as well as the word "verb" does too.

"Go noun yourself."
-me, if my knowledge of what "noun" now means serves me right

by Dave April 04, 2004