Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

dockrat

a person, usually of the female gender, who tends to loiter at marinas, harbors, gas docks, etc. with the intent of finding and or having sexual intercourse with the dude who posesses the coolest and/or fastest boat on a particular body of water.

when were done fishing we could go down to brunelle's marina and see if we cant poke a few dockrats.

by dave December 04, 2003

American Revolution

See Revolutionary War, which was:

America (the fledgling British colony)
VS
Great Britain (the great empire)

"There are posers who want to start another 'American Revolution' by killing all republicans and, essentially, spreading anarchy."
-me

by Dave July 06, 2004

Altama

A company that manufactures top-quality boots for our nation's armed forces. They design boots that are adaptable to urban, jungle, and desert scenarios.

"I'm going to invest in some Altamas."
-me

by Dave November 04, 2004

eats

Ghetto terminology for "food".

"I need some eats."

by Dave January 14, 2004

communism

AKA : dictatorship

"Communist nations are dictatorships these days. This is because communism is such a pain that there will always be a form of corruption. There will always be someone who will fight the communist powers, and will ultimately use his newfound freedom, and almighty power, to rule the nation as he pleases.......all this is why communism is evil."
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004

Assistant Crack Whore

Officially, the worst job in America.

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"

by Dave March 12, 2008