Glasgow shower

To apply aerosol deoderant to one's pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.

Christ! I've pulled and I've only had a Glasgow shower! D'you think she'll notice?quick pssst

by Das Unterweger October 10, 2007

munterhag

A woman (usually but not necessarily) who hangs around people known to be in posession of mind altering chemicals in order to bum something off them

I'd stay away from that Cxxxy if I were you. She's nowt but a munterhag!

by Das Unterweger October 10, 2007

muntered

to drink/drug oneself into a state of incoherence and/or reckless stupidity

I was so muntered last night I thought I married a policeman - oh! I did!

by Das Unterweger October 10, 2007