Darth_`Eowyn's definitions

river

A character off of the popular Tv show/movie Firefly. She's a teenager who was messed up by the Alliance untill her cool brother Simon saved her.
Also a girl that lives inside her own head.

I'm a River, I just think too much.

by Darth_`Eowyn September 15, 2006

bloody valentine

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.

Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.

by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007

jimi hendrix

Simply the greatest man to ever play at the 6 strings. A hero and an icon. Sadly he died of an OD and he is the reason why I will stay drug free so I won't die like him.

Andrew:What ya listening to Jenny?
Jenny:Jimi Hendrix, the greatest guitarist EVER!!!
Andrew:He's OK.
Jenny:*Punches Andrew*No he's not he's the greatest!

by Darth_`Eowyn October 18, 2006

janis joplin

Born in Port Authur Texas, Janis was somewhat of a reject in her home town. She was however, the greatest female rocker to walk the face of the Earth. She had her own sound, look and personality. No one could ever touch her. Janis, you are the reason I surrvived the 8th grade.

Jesse: Andrew, have you seen Jenny?
Andrew: Yeah, she's listening to Janis Joplin.
Jesse: Joplin sux.
Jenny: *Beats the living crap out of Jesse* She's the greatest you ninny!!!

by Darth_`Eowyn November 1, 2006

ringers

Lord of the Rings fans. Ringers are obbsessed with the movies, books and any/everything that could possibley have to do with Lord of the Rings.

If you ever get in an argument with some Ringers, you'll never win.

by Darth_`Eowyn September 9, 2006

bum steer

Used to discribe something stupid, idiotic,overrated and/or something/one that cheats. 95% of the time refering to University of Texas.

Andrew: UT is the greatest!
Jenny: Are you kidding me, they have a bum steer of a women's basket ball team. Baylor beats them every year.

by Darth_`Eowyn November 2, 2006

Four corner

A person who's of Ireland, Welsh, Scottish and English blood.

Andrew: I'm pure German.
Jesse: I'm Russian, French and Native American.
Cody: I myself am a Scottsman with some Sweedidsh, Irish and Armenian.
Jenny: Four corner.
All: How does that happed?
Jenny: Marrying for love I guess.

by Darth_`Eowyn November 9, 2006