Darth_`Eowyn's definitions

john belushi

The funniest actor to ever grace the face of the Earth. He was an original cast member on SNL and starred in Animal House and the Blues Brothers.

Jenny: I love you John Belushi.
Cody: A true mastermind.
Jenny: *Kisses Cody* At last someone understands!

by Darth_`Eowyn November 18, 2006

yoko

A person (usually female) who breaks up a group of friends or a good relationship with a person.

Jesse: Have you seen Andrew?
Cody: He's with that Yoko, April.
Jenny: Bitter, yet true, Cody.

by Darth_`Eowyn December 18, 2006

river

A character off of the popular Tv show/movie Firefly. She's a teenager who was messed up by the Alliance untill her cool brother Simon saved her.
Also a girl that lives inside her own head.

I'm a River, I just think too much.

by Darth_`Eowyn September 15, 2006

jimi hendrix

Simply the greatest man to ever play at the 6 strings. A hero and an icon. Sadly he died of an OD and he is the reason why I will stay drug free so I won't die like him.

Andrew:What ya listening to Jenny?
Jenny:Jimi Hendrix, the greatest guitarist EVER!!!
Andrew:He's OK.
Jenny:*Punches Andrew*No he's not he's the greatest!

by Darth_`Eowyn October 18, 2006

bloody valentine

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.

Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.

by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007

star trek

Worst TV shows and movies ever! Star Wars and Lord of the Rings kick the living crap out of it. Remember you are either a loser Trekie who give nerds a bad name or a Star Wars fan, cool and loved.

MR. Him: We'll be watching Star Trek in class today.
Me: I'm sorry, it's against my every princples.
MR. Him: `Eowyn, you dang Star Wars fan.

by Darth_`Eowyn September 16, 2006

janis joplin

Born in Port Authur Texas, Janis was somewhat of a reject in her home town. She was however, the greatest female rocker to walk the face of the Earth. She had her own sound, look and personality. No one could ever touch her. Janis, you are the reason I surrvived the 8th grade.

Jesse: Andrew, have you seen Jenny?
Andrew: Yeah, she's listening to Janis Joplin.
Jesse: Joplin sux.
Jenny: *Beats the living crap out of Jesse* She's the greatest you ninny!!!

by Darth_`Eowyn November 1, 2006