Definitions by Darth Johnny

Lomission 

lie, omission, lying by omission.

You knew what I was up against and did not inform me and that lomission left me in the dark.

Lomission by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011

Sauerhaus 

German- Sauer: Sour, Haus: House (betrayal, clique, machination, onslaught, significant others, spurious, surreptitious), the dissolution of close to casual personal & professional relationships; someone's perception that their world is collapsing around them; a paranoid schizophrenic's nightmare.

After my personal misfortunes & revelations it became clear that I lived in a a sauerhaus.

Sauerhaus by Darth Johnny January 14, 2011

Bullshivic

(Bolshevik, bull, civic-minded, demagogue), someone who gains political power by appealing to people's emotion's instincts, & prejudices in a way that is considered manipulative & myopic; someone who incessantly reiterates the same petty complaints, until they are taken seriously.

There are citizens with valid complaints & issues, but invariably the meeting will have to deal with some Bullshivic & his personal gripe of "supreme importance".

Bullshivic by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010

Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.

Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.

Cell Pilot by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010

Vocitus 

(avoidance, chitchat, euphemism, evasive, facile, hedge, natter, phoney), constrained speech; pseudo conversation; small talk meant to pass as dialogue; meaningless useless gab.

I came to you for advice for problems that I have had for years, not this useless vocitus.

Vocitus by Darth Johnny December 10, 2010

Sphincter Speak 

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

Sphincter Speak by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

turpiscryer 

(foreboding, scry, turpitude, woe), someone who practices or specializes in using the Crystal-ball Of Turpitude; someone who anticipates, senses, or predicts ill or dangerous consequences, unless some prescribed action is taken; foretelling worst-case scenario's based on gut feelings; an influential factor in or aspect of doom or woe mongering.

Summon the turpiscryer & tell us what there is to be afraid of this week.

turpiscryer by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010