Definitions by Darkness Prime

Super Mario Galaxy 

The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?

I just beat Super Mario Galaxy as both Mario AND Luigi. Moving on to the Grand Finale Galaxy!

Super Mario Galaxy by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023

Luster Dragon 

Bacardi Dragonberry + Sprite + Mountain Dew Voltage

In a 12 oz glass, pour in the following…

1) 1.5 oz Bacardi Dragonberry

2) 4.5 oz Sprite

3) 6 oz Mt. Dew Voltage

Ice is not needed, but adjust the above combination to fit the amount of ice.

Stir up and serve promptly. I promise, this will taste amazing. Named after a dragon in Yu-Gi-Oh.

I got wasted drinking way too many Luster Dragons last night.

Luster Dragon by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Bacardi Dragonberry 

The BEST flavor of Bacardi Rum in existence. It’s a fusion of dragonfruit and strawberry flavors. Goes well with almost anything, but a simple Rum n’ Coke will do the trick in a pinch, or, you want it lighter… mix it with Sprite. But seriously, there are endless combinations to be found with this legendary elixir. Go out there and try it!

I fused Bacardi Dragonberry with Sprite and Mountain Dew Voltage to form a new drink called a Luster Dragon.

Bacardi Dragonberry by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

George Santos 

It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.

George Santos… if that’s even his real name.

George Santos by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Marjorie Taylor Greene

A blonde, muggle Bellatrix Lestrange.

Has anyone not seen the connections? Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bellatrix Lestrange are both VERY loyal to a deranged man, would do anything for said man, and are somehow even crazier than the man they worship. Difference is the real world has misfortune of being stuck with one of them.

Marjorie Taylor Greene by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Android 18 

The hottest and most kickass woman in Dragon Ball Z. Bulma has her beauty and brains, but Android 18 is a total badass. Beats up SUPER SAIYANS, has unbelievable durability, infinite stamina, and even managed to get Krillin to settle down and have a child with him (and somehow he survived this). She’s like a Terminator… except better. A total milf cyborg how could easily kill you… but that makes her hotter.

Android 18 smacked the smug out of Vegeta, then broke his arm… like a boss.

Android 18 by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

Smug Prick

Steven Crowder

Must this one be explained? Just watch his “Change My Mind” for a few minutes and you’ve got a textbook example of a smug prick.

Smug Prick by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023