DarkMillennia's definitions

Chun Li

A character from the Street Fighter video games. Crazy-ass kung fu bitch whose sole purpose in life is to stick her size 9 boot far up M. Bison's ass.

And so the Lord said unto thee: "Chun Li! Thou shalt lay the royal smackdown on M. Bison's bitch ass." And Chun Li did beat the shit out of M. Bison, and it was good, and the people rejoiced.
Chun Li 3:16

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

revolution

The answer to wordgovernment/word. Also a wonderful excuse to rob a shitload of rich people.

Revolutions are so much fun.

by DarkMillennia August 26, 2003

Link

My fucking hero.

What? Link bitchslapped Ganondorf for the umpteenth time today? KEG PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

super nintendo

A 16-bit system that superficial idiots who only play GTA3 make fun of. A wonderful boredom-killer.

I pimpslapped Bowser in Super Mario World on my Super Nintendo. ^.^

by DarkMillennia September 7, 2003

guinea pig

A larger version of a wordhamster/word. Goes good with barbecue sauce.

I just fried me up a guinea pig the other day, and it was damn good! They oughta sell these things at KFC...

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

Patriot Act

Our country's fucking death knell.

The Americans are pissed off because their rights were taken away and their Constitution torn apart by the Patriot Act.

by DarkMillennia August 17, 2003

penny

Name of that stupid blonde girl from the Inspector Gadget cartoons who gets kidnapped every single damn day. Her dog, Brain, always seems to come to her rescue. The lucky bitch is also the proud owner of a tablet PC, disguised as an encyclopedia.

My theory is that Penny secretly fucks the dog, but doesn't want to let her uncle--her dog's boyfriend--know about it. She's not a fan of incestual threesomes.

by DarkMillennia September 29, 2003