Definitions by Danos Del Zyn

Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta

P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"

Tim Toucher by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

GLH

Patient Zero for every possible disease. 248/249 global pandemics have been because he cannot stay healthy. Rumour has it he may be FUCKING RADIOACTIVE. Also cares about Plus/Minus??

Diseases accredited to him: the Black Plague, coronavirus, CHLAMYDIA, monkeypox, GONORRHEA among 1200 others

Newscaster: "the world is once again in a global pandemic due to a new disease called: Can'tBlockAFuckingShot, the source of the disease is still unknown"

Person watching news: "cmon man we already know it's from GLH"

GLH by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

Miskew

A person who nearly everybody dislikes due to his high-and-mighty attitude. Identifying characteristics may include: facial scarring, BOW TIE & SUSPENDERS, and mass emails that are ignored 100% of the time

Person 1: That guy's a Miskew, he's weird as fuck
Person 2: Yeah stay away from him, I heard he survived a fire

Miskew by Danos Del Zyn November 28, 2025

Pulling a Finlay

When a person who was not listening previously to a conversation interrupts by asking what they were talking about, when they were not part of the conversation whatsoever

Charlie: "... that's why that happened"
Romeo: "That's fucked up"
Finlay: "What are you guys talking about?"
Coulter: "He's pulling a Finlay again"

Pulling a Finlay by Danos Del Zyn November 24, 2025