Definitions by DannyAnnieBeauFanny

Snowplow 

The act of pushing cocaine around with the straw.

(Inexperienced users who do not correctly tilt or raise the straw just above the line of cocaine.)

Wow, man.. You just snowplowed that line, are you sure you have done this before?

Snowplow by DannyAnnieBeauFanny March 4, 2009

AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.

"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

AutoCranialOcularImpalation by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

CoDependent Marginal Personality 

Having unhealthy emotional attachments to people, pets, and possibly inanimate objects.

Miyoko is so CoDependent Marginal Personality with her cats, that she will not let the Veterinarian obtain a temperature, for fear of him hurting Fluffy.

CoDependent Marginal Personality by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

Qualcommer 

An employee of Qualcomm. This term is typically a derogatory term used to describe an employee who is perpetually idle and hides his/her laziness in the masses of the large corporation.

If you are an outstanding employee of Qualcomm, you are said to be "Employed by Qualcomm" instead of being a "Qualcommer".

Ricardo is a typical Qualcommer... He doesn't do anything but show up to meetings and nod his head.

Qualcommer by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

Mariah Moment 

Having a complete meltdown, over something trivial or nothing at all.

Wow, Meadow just had a Mariah Moment because she did not want the book everyone else loved.

Mariah Moment by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009

NFB 

No Fucking Bueno; When something is REALLY bad and needs to be corrected now.

Nurse, "The doctor said that dog's platelet count is NFB and it needs blood now!"

NFB by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009