Danny SS's definitions

Yoizel

A vernacular term for the Catholic style cross that is often hung the wall of a home. This term is tenuously Yiddish in derivation.

I had trouble sleeping over Chris' house because the Jesus on the Yoizel hanging over my bed was staring right at me.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Yellowteeth

The pureblooded British population.

"The Yellowteeth produce some of the ugliest girls but also some of the best beer, music and automobiles. Where do they get their inspiration?"

by Danny SS September 1, 2005

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005