Definitions by Danny SS

Yayas 

The trusted Filipino nanny who, ironically, has become a major Philippine export as overseas contract workers. A good one is almost like a surrogate parent--if you don't mind the accent and the predilection for afternoon soap and movie stars

I would like to hire a yaya with nice yayas

Yayas by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Yoizel 

A vernacular term for the Catholic style cross that is often hung the wall of a home. This term is tenuously Yiddish in derivation.

I had trouble sleeping over Chris' house because the Jesus on the Yoizel hanging over my bed was staring right at me.

Yoizel by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Stitch 

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?

Stitch by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Monkey's Ass 

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

Monkey's Ass by Danny SS August 30, 2005