Danny Delinquent's definitions

notch

Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.

Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.

Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."

Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

Compton hole punch

The act of shooting a living thing, usually a person, and sexually penetrating the bullet hole.

"What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."

by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006

The BAG

Noun. Synonym for nutsack.

"You can catch me on the west coast, with a fly ass stripper tied to my bed posts, lookin like Alicia Keyes on her knees, lickin <i>the bag</i>, just for a freeze" - The Transplants

by Danny Delinquent July 14, 2004

wankish

"Wankish" has been used to describe an RPG character's alignment ("what's yer alignment?" "wankish" "as opposed to good or evil?"). But more generally, it indicates a general condition of wankery. Similar to wanky.

"Jimmy says...." "I don't give a fuck what Jimmy says, that wankish cunt can go fuck himself in the arse with a chainsaw."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

dodgy

Of questionable legality, like a scam, or questionable moral or structural integrity. Originally British.

"Ehhh, I dunno, that piece is pretty dodgy. It's all rusty, hasn't been used in a few decades, it might fall apart."

"Smuggling ganja out of Mendocino could get some tall dollars, but it's a dodgy scam, the cops proly bust people for that all the time."

by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003

the living end

Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.

"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"

Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

tight like an ocelot

A considerable level of tightness, but about two ranks below that of a tiger.

"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"

"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003