fuckstration

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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straight

A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.
"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."

"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."
by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
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shysty

Of dubious honesty; greedy, like a shyster.
They didn't give you your money back? That's hella shysty, dude.
by Danny Delinquent September 26, 2003
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square

A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.
I like Lee, but she's a total square.
by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
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fucka

Noun. A milder form of fucker.
When you steal 5 bucks from your mom's purse to buy weed, you're a fucka. When you steal 40 bucks from your mom's purse to buy weed, you're a fucker.
by Danny Delinquent December 07, 2003
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need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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rockstarmobile

An expensive, exotic, ridiculously fast, and generally impractical sports car, the kind that rock stars drive. Italian makes like Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini are excellent examples of rockstarmobiles, but a convertible V8 Ford Mustang with all the features and options can also serve this purpose.
"As soon as he got a big record deal with Sony, he went out and bought this rockstarmobile Lamborghini. Hope the record is a hit or he's gonna be in deep shit."
by Danny Delinquent May 09, 2004
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