Definitions by Daniel McLaren

whoppertunities 

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.

"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

whoppertunities by Daniel McLaren June 13, 2004

Ric Flair 

The past, present and future of wrestling. He is made of rubber.

Look at Ric Flair with his manly, rubbery strut!

Ric Flair by Daniel McLaren October 3, 2003

Wendy's 

A resturant chain that has been repeatadly robbed by that no good son-of-a-gun Booker T.

No Booker T! Please don't rob us!

Wendy's by Daniel McLaren September 1, 2003

Water Goblins 

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.

Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!

Water Goblins by Daniel McLaren June 27, 2003