Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Daniel McLaren

whoppertunities

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.

"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

The past, present and future of wrestling. He is made of rubber.

Look at Ric Flair with his manly, rubbery strut!

A resturant chain that has been repeatadly robbed by that no good son-of-a-gun Booker T.

Wendy's by Daniel McLaren September 1, 2003

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.

Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!