Definitions by Daniel Connolly

emote control 

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about

- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control

emote control by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Breasticles 

Low hanging breasts, as seen in over-implanted or elderly women, that drop as gravity takes hold

Look at the stomach on her!
that's no stomach, them's breasticles!

Breasticles by daniel connolly March 30, 2007