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Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.
The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher
by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007
mugGet the Quarter Pounder Stretchermug.

emote control

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about
- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control
by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007
mugGet the emote controlmug.

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007
mugGet the cuntputermug.

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