Daniel's definitions

fnuck

slang term for procreation, derived from fuck....To make love furiously with the intent to reproduce.

female talking to friends: Joe fnucked the hell out of me

friends: You mean Fucked right

female: No fnucked...we're trying to get a bun in the oven

friends: Really?

female: Yeah and now I got a suprise for him. *holds up pregnancy test the says in bold letters POSITIVE!!!*

friends: DAMN That mother-fucker done fnucked you all up!

entire group: laugh like crazy.

by Daniel October 19, 2004

bims

"Spankings" literally. In a wider sense, used as a general expression of humorous displeasure, defined in terms of size.

Oh! You're getting big bims when Dad gets home!

You took my car without asking? Bims!

by Daniel April 21, 2005

f-age

used in a sentence to describe anger, frustration, or unhappiness

f-age...im so pissed

by daniel July 22, 2003

The USS homestarrunner.com

What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.

Homestar: Welcome to The USS Homestarrunner.com! I am your captain, Homestar Runner.
Director: Cut!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

idiota

this word stands for " jerk " , but in portuguese (brazillian).
btw in english jerk is: an annoyingly stupid or foolish person

Português: Se você está lendo isso é um idiota!
English: If you are reading this you are a jerk!

by Daniel January 6, 2004

windows

Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

by Daniel November 18, 2003

danyo

1. The phonetic spelling for the quick pronunciation of the almighty name "Daniel"

2. Nickname given to the highest ranking of Daniels

3. The absense of a space and/or comma between calling your friend, Dan, and greeting him.

1. Hey Danyo! Why are you so awesome beyond all awesomeness?

2. I dub thee Danyo, Daniel. You are of the greatest of Daniels.

3. Friend: danyo
Dan: huh?
Friend: dan, yo
Dan: oh

by Daniel January 22, 2004