2 definitions by Dangerous Malky
A seriously bad thing to happen to you. If you get 'malkied' then you will have been thumped raucously about the body in a fashion not dissimilar to that of a poor unfortunate referee who has bad mouthed the captain of a particularly large rugby squad.
"Ah geid him the malky an he stood there flat out on the grun."
"Ho! Come back here till Ah malky ya, ya bass!"
"Ho! Come back here till Ah malky ya, ya bass!"
by Dangerous Malky February 3, 2004
noun, generic term for a scottish 'thing' which is dicussed by old women and which defies any more colourful description. Upon being asked what one was, the old women would look intensily quizzical and merely repeat the name as if it were as common as a toothbrush. The wugglybeezer in question might never be adequately defined although a strange ancestoral feeling would rise and be enough to convince of the existence and indeed the importance of the wugglybeezer.
First mentioned in a sketch by Bing Hitler(aka Craig Ferguson)
First mentioned in a sketch by Bing Hitler(aka Craig Ferguson)
old woman 1: "Aye, it was then that the wugglybeezer would be used to gommythrot the local fishing nets. D'you remember, Maisie?"
old woman 2: "Aye, Agnes, I ken the whole thing but young David never used the gommythrots, he kept sticking his hands through the wugglybeezers and the randeltanters!"
both old ladies begin a fit of cackling which degrades quickly into a fit of coughing and smiling.
old woman 2: "Aye, Agnes, I ken the whole thing but young David never used the gommythrots, he kept sticking his hands through the wugglybeezers and the randeltanters!"
both old ladies begin a fit of cackling which degrades quickly into a fit of coughing and smiling.
by Dangerous Malky October 4, 2004