Definitions by Dangerous G

fred durst

A talentless, cock-sucking, social cling-on who talks shit, has no balls and can't get laid. Makes himself out to be a tough guy, but I would bet good money that most 150lbs weaklings could dish the hurt on him with little or no effort. If I ever saw him I would beat the shit into his smug face, shit in that stupid cap he wears and set fire to his clothes. For added value, I'd whip out my cock and piss all over him shouting "Hey look! I'm pissing on Fred Durst". Then I'd bet most people would join in

Fred Durst: Back the fuck up!
Weakling: BOO!
Fred Durst: I have to go now, I've just shat my stupid pants

fred durst by Dangerous G March 25, 2004

spit roast 

A 3-some involving 2 guys and a girl - one guy goes 'heads' the other 'tails', you figure it out!

Guy 1: I'll go in the mouth...
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!

spit roast by Dangerous G February 8, 2004

tackle bag 

Any 'undesirable' female you manage to score with, one that you can practice all your moves on (and any dirty stuff) for when you manage to hook up with a hottie, the idea being that no matter how bad/dirty you were, you're not really looking to hook up this particular girl again

Guy 1: Mate, that chick you took home last night was nasty
Guy 2: I know, she was a tackle bag

tackle bag by Dangerous G February 7, 2004