King Roberts

A brand of cheap, nasty, mass-produced alcohol. They do vodka, gin, white rum and scotch whiskey... well, an attempt at them anyway - all shitty poison. The worst hangover of your life will ensue should you drink enough of this crap

Good for cleaning paint brushes

by Dangerous G April 18, 2004

spit roast

A 3-some involving 2 guys and a girl - one guy goes 'heads' the other 'tails', you figure it out!

Guy 1: I'll go in the mouth...
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!

by Dangerous G February 08, 2004

Hardees

A shit fastfood joint that sells rancid burgers drenched in sauce and minging fries that taste like soap. I always seem to eat from there when I'm hungover though...

I just ate some Hardees because I got shit-faced last night and it seemed like a great idea at the time. I now feel as though I've been licking a dogs anus. Pretty sure I'll be shitting for a week now...

by Dangerous G April 13, 2004