Definitions by Danger Duck
Oralbed
A singular individual of peculiar fascination; one who elicits both ardent desire and electric anticipation, whilst simultaneously inducing volatile oscillations between euphoria and despair. Prolonged exposure may result in acute delusion, often sustained by intermittent injections of false hope.
Person A: “I’m currently in a crippling situationship and it’s making me go crazy”
Person B: “Ah they must be a right oralbed”
Person B: “Ah they must be a right oralbed”
Oralbed by Danger Duck April 4, 2026
Poocas
Usually, a pet name given to a boy called Lucas, mostly by Lucas's older siblings.
Poo (shit) + Lucas = Poocas
Other variations include Mucus and Pukecas
Poo (shit) + Lucas = Poocas
Other variations include Mucus and Pukecas
Poocas by Danger Duck January 6, 2021
Lauren
Usually a quiet and shy girl but around the right people, she totally switches personalities. She's the funny one in the friend group or the crackhead. She makes all the dirty jokes and gets everyone almost pissing themselves with laughter. Lauren is so clever but also extremely athletic and usually takes part in some sort of competitive sport. She's gorgeous inside and out but she's just too self-conscious to realize it. She has long blonde hair and big beautiful doll eyes, usually a dazzling green or blue. She's not perfect. She's totally clumsy but owns it and people like her for it. Sometimes she overreacts about little things - but it is only because she cares too much about other people's opinions of her. She takes a while to warm up to people which means that it's hard for her to make friends. People who don't know her often have the first impression that Lauren is cold and rude, but it's just because she is shy and comes across that way. Get to know a Lauren and you will find an amazing, funny personality. Do not get on the wrong side of a Lauren. She is a bad b. She takes no prisoners to the people that have wronged her. Overall, Lauren is a beautiful girl, a bit crazy but hilarious and will do anything for her friends. You are so lucky if your friend is a Lauren.
person 1: I didn't know that girl was so hilarious
person 2: yeah she's so hot too
person 1: total Lauren!
person 2: yeah she's so hot too
person 1: total Lauren!
Lauren by Danger Duck January 6, 2021