Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric's definitions

front bum

n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.

Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

reverse telecommuting

1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.

2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.

1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."

2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

locavore

n. Individual who dwells exclusively in one location forever.

"Excuse me, locavore. Could you direct me to the nearest gas station."

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008