Definitions by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric

front bum 

n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.

Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.

front bum by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

reverse telecommuting 

1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.

2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.

1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."

2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.

reverse telecommuting by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

locavore 

n. Individual who dwells exclusively in one location forever.

"Excuse me, locavore. Could you direct me to the nearest gas station."

locavore by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008