Definitions by Dana

girlfriend in training 

A relatively sexually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of assistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin'.

Guy #1: How's your new chickie?
Guy #2: Dude, I had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
Guy #1: Well... she is a girlfriend in training after all...

girlfriend in training by Dana January 23, 2004

Jade Puget 

Greatest, most talented, most radiant guitarest on earth. He helps complete the most amaizing, talented band - AFI (A Fire Inside). Looks orgasmic in a pink tie.

"I think every man should have jadeburns."

Jade Puget by Dana January 17, 2004

jadeburns 

The style of sideburns worn by Jade Puget, incredible guitarist for AFI (A Fire Inside).

"Jadeburns and a pink tie completes the package."

jadeburns by Dana January 17, 2004

Jade Puget 

Beautiful guitar-playing ninja.

"Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples' heads off." -Jade

Jade Puget by Dana January 17, 2004

A Fire Inside 

THE MOST TALENTED, AMAIZING, INCREDIBLE BAND ON EARTH. (see AFI)
Davey Havok- vocals
Jade Puget- guitar
Adam Carson- drums
Hunter Burgan- bass

"A Fire Inside, to me, means these three other guys who drink all the soymilk backstage before I get a damn drop of it." -Jade

A Fire Inside by Dana January 17, 2004

skook 

see schuykill

The skook at the dollar general had 4 teeth.

skook by Dana January 17, 2004

Booness 

When ur gonna scare some one and u wanna be gangsta.

Hey booness!

Booness by Dana January 11, 2004