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Definitions by DanMat6288

urbandictionary 

An online "dictionary" for slang terms, with a light side and a dark side.

The light side is, if there is a widely used word, that's not in the English vocabulary (officially), and you want to know what it means, chances are, you may find it here.

Now, for the dark side: poor monitoring. Though you may find the word you're looking for, chances of finding it on a definition that is accurate, non-opinion-showing, and un-hateful are extremely rare.

Because of how poorly monitored the site is, Spammers take advantage of it and post words with definitions that are inaccurate, hateful, violent, offensive, and/or maybe even porn-related.

Fortunately, there is the "recommend for removal" feature and sensible people can come and have such definitions removed. However, the Spammers can post as fast as (if not faster than) those people can remove.

One definition you might find could be as bad as the example below:

(Please note that I have nothing against the television show "Barney". That is just an example.)
"A stupid f---ing TV show about lame, love-dovey f---ingness, like Barney. It is stupid and g--, like Barney. Oh, and I hate Barney."

Source: "Anti-Barney"

Myrtle Edmonds 

Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)
The girl gets two birthdays a year, for crying out loud!
Myrtle Edmonds by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004

spoiled brat 

She gets two birthdays a year, for crying out loud!
spoiled brat by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004
(a.k.a. Child Detection Agency) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)
CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child.
CDA by DanMat6288 May 8, 2004
Short for James P. Sullivan, top scarer of Monsters, Inc.
Waternoose: I need scarers who are tough, confident, tenacious, intimidating... I need scarers like... like James P. Sullivan.
Sully by DanMat6288 May 8, 2004

James P. Sullivan

Sully for short, top scarer of Monsters, Inc.
Waternoose: I need scarers who are tough, confident, tenacious, intimidating... I need scarers like... like James P. Sullivan.

Monsters, Inc. 

(a.k.a. Monsters, Incorporated) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.
Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.