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Definitions by Dan V and Nicky g

Muscle meat 

When you take 100 pound weight and lift it Up with your dick
That’s the last time I am doing angel dust because there’s pictures in my phone of me doing the muscle meat

Elmers forbidden glue 

The act of gluing one man’s dick to a females vagina using Elmers glue and cum
I was in an alleyway yesterday and I saw a Russian man making a husband and wife do the Elmers forbidden glue

Indian punchingbag

The act of taking six rubber bands and wrapping them around your balls and having somebody punch the fuck out of them
Dude I experimented with some BDSM yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Indian punchingbag it was fucking awesome

Turkish beatwank 

The act of being tied up by a Turkish man and having him beat you up then jerk your off until you’re out of semen
Fuck that bro I ain’t going to Turkey if I go some creepy old man will give me a Turkish beatwank

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off
Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!
Muddy hank by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

Irish wristwatch 

The act of taking your cock and balls and wrapping them around your wrist
Yo I got so high last night that I gave myself an Irish wristwatch
Irish wristwatch by Dan V and Nicky g September 15, 2020