Dan 's definitions
The name written and scratched around every table, wall chair, book and other surface in Grimsby, Cleethorpes and even America..
by Dan November 17, 2004
Get the bells mammug. It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.
"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
by Dan January 23, 2005
Get the santa jobmug. macka b, a reggae singer sang, "me luv luv luv luv luv luv the marijuana" - he is, undoubtedly, a perfect example of a burn.
by dan January 30, 2004
Get the burnmug. The action in which you bone a nun, therefore depriving her of her nun-ness, and being denunerizificated.
by Dan August 9, 2004
Get the Denunerizificationmug. slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'
by dan November 28, 2002
Get the hosermug. Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!
Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!
Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!
I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!
Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!
Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!
I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!
Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 5, 2004
Get the clankermug. (verb)
The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.
The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.
Guy 1: Man, I'll never work in the preschool again!!
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.
by Dan March 24, 2004
Get the pee weemug.