Dan's definitions

blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005

Jobular

Lacking in a athletic ability.
May alos be refered to in lacking acedemic ability

"That was quite a jobular shot, you missed the net my 20 feet"

by dan December 2, 2003

Nickelback

See worst band ever Worst Band Ever

Nickelback blows.

by Dan February 22, 2004

Drain You

A great song by a band called Nirvana who produced many good songs. Song is about being drained into love.

It is now my duty to completely drain you.

by Dan May 20, 2004

zippo

best lighters ever made

my zippo is settin right here

by Dan May 13, 2005

Panzerfaust

A totally aweosme weapon that everyone call a n00b canon just because it has high power.

Oh no, I was too stupid to dodge that panzerfaust! I'll just call the other play a n00b!

by Dan June 13, 2004

tagnastic

when someone leaves the sticky price tag on the soles of thier shoes. they are "tagnastic"

You: Keith, have you spotted that bird over there.
Keith: Yeah, what about her?
You: She's tagnastic.
Keith: yep, well spotted

by dan November 12, 2003