Definitions by Damion Ackert-Owen

textlaxing 

when the only thing you plan to do during the day is relax and text

Jason was suppose to be working on a school project, but he spent his Saturday textlaxing at home

textlaxing by Damion Ackert-Owen January 9, 2009

Man Crush 

When a guy loves another guy dearly, not queerly

Guy 1: You heard about Aaron
Guy 2: Yeah, his man crushes are getting out of hand

Man Crush by Damion Ackert-Owen December 23, 2008

WHiP 

Worst Hand in Poker. in Texas Hold 'Em it's the worst hand you can start with. 7-2 offsuit.


Created by Garry

Guy 1: Go all in with that hand.

Guy 2: Are you stupid? i got the WHiP.

WHiP by Damion Ackert-Owen October 21, 2008

Afrobodomy

When a white individual suddenly becomes a wigger almost over night. it's almost like they had a surgery to become one. usually preformed by a negrotologist

John was acting a little black lately, the afrobodomy must have been a success.

Afrobodomy by Damion Ackert-Owen October 10, 2008

Negrotologist 

A negrotologist is a very skilled negro who preforms a afrobodomy. Usually uses home-made tools and is drunk of a 40

Jamal is the nation's top Negrotologist

Negrotologist by Damion Ackert-Owen October 9, 2008

Zanzibar 

(1) Probably the coolest nation in the whole world.

(2) A word screamed or yelled to show, happiness, sadness, over all excitement or for the Hell of it

Zanzibar is a small island nation of the eastern coast of Africa

Guy 1: Hey Dude
Guy 2: ZANZIBAR!!!

Zanzibar by Damion Ackert-Owen October 8, 2008