Metuchen

Moderatly nice town in Central Jersey,
also a conviently semi-dirty noun.

A)

DeJuan: Route 27 is near Metuchen, fuck. Or it it 35?

B)

Jon: Metuchen my nuts.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 02, 2009

bound brook

Quite possibly one of the most depressing places in New Jersey, the most exciting thing about Bound Brook is the "Bound Brook 500" a traffic circle with a clock in the middle. Avoid Bound Brook at all costs, its pretty easy to do since its under water most of the time.

John: My GPS says to get to the strip club you take the circle and get off at the se-

Jim: The Bound Brook cirle?

John: Yea

Jim: Fuck that, lets just go have a circle jerk.

John: Alrite.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 02, 2009

Unnecessary Blackness

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 02, 2009