Definitions by Dag Mango

halepeno 

When customer orders "Jalepeno Wontons," but waitress mispells as "Halepeno Juantons"

Customer: "I'll get the Jalepeno Wontons please."

Waitress: "Sure no problem. I'll have your Halepeno Juantons right out for you." (Actually writes down Halepeno Juantons on order ticket ."

halepeno by Dag Mango October 10, 2017

hi 

Greeting to be sent via text or instant message meaning "Anybody going to the bar?"

Mango: "Hi?"
OB1: "Hi"
Nguyen: "Already here."
Rau: "Me too."
Treb: "On my way!"

hi by Dag Mango January 31, 2015

Montana Mirror 

A large mirror attached to the side of a computer monitor. In states other than Montana, the mirror is used to know when someone is entering your cubicle or office. In these cases it would just be known as a mirror.

In Montana, the mirror is used for anal intrusion detection, because when you are in Montana you are always watching your back.

"My Montana Mirror saved my ass again last night on 2nd shift. I looked up and saw the janitor whipping it out behind me just in time. "

"Damn man, get outa my Montana Mirror you fag! I'm not a sheep. Get that Montana Stick outa my cubicle! I'm calling security."

Montana Mirror by Dag Mango May 5, 2013

Mango Tango 

Wandering drubk out into a cow pasture in Montana and watching cows.

Hey, who is that over yonder doing the Mango Tango?

Mango Tango by Dag Mango April 22, 2013

Chambois 

A French sounding version of the last name Chambers. Pronounced "Chambwah."

Someone described as a Chambois is generally over 50 years old, loves Justin Bieber, wears Affliction shirts and skinny jeans, rides Harley Davidson motorcycles, and loves shrimp.

"Look at that dbag over there in the tight shirt and skinny jeans."

"Yeah, what a Chambois."

Chambois by Dag Mango April 22, 2013