I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”
by Daemien Moo June 22, 2018
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by Daemien Moo August 01, 2025
Get the angelicaeruleiphobia mug.Of, or like, the 'noodle' appendages of: The Flying Spaghetti Monster. A description of Their Noodliness.
As in: May you be touched by Their noodly appendage, R'amen!
As in: May you be touched by Their noodly appendage, R'amen!
The Noodly one rains Parmesan upon the children of those you love. But those who hate you will only eat wood-pulp. R'amen.
by Daemien Moo February 09, 2020
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