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Definitions by Daemien Moo

angelicaeruleiphobia 

The fear and dread of the Blue Angels flying overhead.
I am experiencing severe angelicaeruleiphobia this week because the Blue Angels are in Seattle, terrorizing our city, for Seafair weekend.
Of, or like, the 'noodle' appendages of: The Flying Spaghetti Monster. A description of Their Noodliness.

As in: May you be touched by Their noodly appendage, R'amen!
The Noodly one rains Parmesan upon the children of those you love. But those who hate you will only eat wood-pulp. R'amen.
Noodly by Daemien Moo February 9, 2020

Giving Lewandowski 

Licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating.
I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”