Definitions by Daddy djinn

Car condom

A condom that you keep in your car for when you feel the need to masturbate in the car but don’t want to cleanup with your sock or towel

When I’m on a long drive, I make sure I use a car condom so I keep any mess contained in the condom

Merch

The act of jerking of to someone else’s trauma.

When someone was trauma dumping, I started feeling funny and trauma jerking

Merch