Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Daddy djinn

Exasturbate

To exasperatingly masturbate

When I was depressed, I found I would exasturbate a lot

The act of jerking off to someone’s trauma. Typically done during a trauma dumping session.

After the trauma jerking session, it made me realize that the emotional neglect I experienced from my parents created an emotional dumping fetish

A condom that you keep in your car for when you feel the need to masturbate in the car but don’t want to cleanup with your sock or towel

When I’m on a long drive, I make sure I use a car condom so I keep any mess contained in the condom

The act of jerking of to someone else’s trauma.

When someone was trauma dumping, I started feeling funny and trauma jerking