Daddy's Patties's definitions

Fetus Cemetery

The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.

Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom

by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018

Sweet Saliva

A fetish in which one inserts something high in sugar in their mouth and allow it to dissolve before proceeding to drool or actively eject its broken down remains onto their partner and watch it run off their body or simply just stick there until it eventually becomes absorbed by or stick to their skin.

"I took a big swig from a gallon of fruit punch in which I drowned enough sour patch kids to induce a diabetic coma and then that's when I dumped that huge load of sweet saliva on my dear Delilah."

by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019

Fireballs

When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.

Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*

by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019

Switch Down

To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation

My boys and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies when all of a sudden when one of the homies went to go initiate one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch him down.

That healthcare insurance ceo would fuck around by walking about without security detail and would find out when the guy named off of a Nintendo character takes that as an invitation to switch down the guy.

by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024

Switch down

To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation

My bros and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies but things went south when one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch down the homie that went up to initiate.

by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024

Snowbunny Syndrome

When a gentleman of African ethnic background falls victim to the allure of desires offered to him by women of the lighter complexion.

When your darkskin friend attends Stagecoach and afterwards no longer goes to events like Rolling Loud and starts doing shit like eating pumpkin pie as opposed to sweet potato pie and prefers to play lacrosse instead of basketball he may have developed a severe case of Snowbunny Syndrome.

by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024

Yappoholic

A person who’s addicted to talking and just can’t stfu if they tried

Anyone got any sewing needles and threading? It’s the only way I’m gonna be able to stitch this Yappoholic’s mouth shut

by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024