Definitions by Daddy's Patties
For The ER
An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure
For The ER by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025
YUI
YUI short for yapping under the influence is when you’ve had a little too much to drink and now you find yourself spilling all the chisme and your real feelings that you wouldn’t while sober
“I was a little too buzzed last night and blacked out did I say or do anything embarrassing?”
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires
YUI by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024
Yappoholic
Anyone got any sewing needles and threading? It’s the only way I’m gonna be able to stitch this Yappoholic’s mouth shut
Yappoholic by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024
Snowbunny Syndrome
When a gentleman of African ethnic background falls victim to the allure of desires offered to him by women of the lighter complexion.
When your darkskin friend attends Stagecoach and afterwards no longer goes to events like Rolling Loud and starts doing shit like eating pumpkin pie as opposed to sweet potato pie and prefers to play lacrosse instead of basketball he may have developed a severe case of Snowbunny Syndrome.
Snowbunny Syndrome by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Switch down
To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My bros and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies but things went south when one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch down the homie that went up to initiate.
Switch down by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Switch Down
To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My boys and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies when all of a sudden when one of the homies went to go initiate one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch him down.
That healthcare insurance ceo would fuck around by walking about without security detail and would find out when the guy named off of a Nintendo character takes that as an invitation to switch down the guy.
That healthcare insurance ceo would fuck around by walking about without security detail and would find out when the guy named off of a Nintendo character takes that as an invitation to switch down the guy.
Switch Down by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Fleet on the Meat
Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat
Fleet on the Meat by Daddy's Patties March 5, 2023