Goonsterpiece

When you nuh all over someone's face and it lowkey looks artistic af

I asked fine shyt if she was into painting before I busted all over her and thought I was Picasso the way I genuinely made a goonsterpiece of her face

by Daddy's Patties August 29, 2025

Choptopus

When her face card is chopped but her sloppy toppy got that suction you would feel from a tentacle

My main sneaky link in the roster is my choptopus…yeah she may be chopped shyt but at the same time she my favorite eater I mean the absolute throat goat so she makes up for it fr

by Daddy's Patties May 17, 2025

Tarantula Fangs

When the pussy so fat the lips look like the part of a tarantula's mouth that holds the fangs in

Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤

by Daddy's Patties November 09, 2019

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Fireballs

When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.

Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*

by Daddy's Patties February 04, 2019

GooneyTunes

Porn

Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to

by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025

Yappoholic

A person who’s addicted to talking and just can’t stfu if they tried

Anyone got any sewing needles and threading? It’s the only way I’m gonna be able to stitch this Yappoholic’s mouth shut

by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024