When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.
Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"
by Da Vin Chee February 04, 2010
Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"
by Da Vin Chee February 04, 2010
When someone throws fast food bags out the window of their car because it is filled with them and they are too lazy to find a trash can.
Dude 1: "Dude I found a whole bunch of fast food bags in the bushes outside my house..."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Dude 1: "Dude I wanna go flirt with that girl but it's loud up in this club!"
Dude 2: "Say what? Ohh... Yeah son just go up to her and give it a flirt!"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna be all up in that ass!"
Dude 2: "Say what? Ohh... Yeah son just go up to her and give it a flirt!"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna be all up in that ass!"
by Da Vin Chee February 04, 2010
Dude 1: "Hey dogg! Did you see your homey's new gurr?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son, that bitch is a major up-gurr-ade compared to his last chick"
Dude 1: "No shit, he went from a Pinto to a Benz!"
Dude 2: "Yeah son, that bitch is a major up-gurr-ade compared to his last chick"
Dude 1: "No shit, he went from a Pinto to a Benz!"
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Dude 1: "Dude the boss wouldn't let me in his office and his secretary was gone, kinda weird..."
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"
by Da Vin Chee February 04, 2010