Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
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Swallow my snot

Term used in reference to swallowing male ejaculate.
Dude 1: "So... how did it go last night?"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"
by Da Vin Chee February 05, 2010
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Powerful figure

Term referring to a man's strong physique. A man with a powerful figure has the stature and the brute strength to knock his opponents off their feet or intimidate them with his tenacious attitude. This term is mostly used in sports or competitions
Martin Tyler: "Here comes the powerful figure of Adriano..."
by Da Vin Chee January 04, 2010
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Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.
Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.
Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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Gurr

Another term for "girl", used commonly in slang.
Dude: "Wat up gurr? Where you from?"
Dudette: "Who talks like that?? Get away from me!"
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
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Retired gamer

Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.
Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."
by Da Vin Chee February 05, 2010
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