by Da Real JZ January 03, 2009

First spliff/joint/Marijuana cigarette of the day. A double meaning - As grafter refering to the fact that to a heavy marijuana smoker, the first joint of the day is the only one that really works. As well as meaning after smoking the afformentioned first joint, between the smoker and the joint, the joint is the only thing thats going to work!
Man A "Come on Dave you lazy sod come and give us a hand". Dave "I cant the grafter got the better of me".
by Da Real JZ March 10, 2009

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by Da Real JZ January 03, 2009

To fart whilst walking along and then coming to a halt, the stench one is met with that hasn't quite escaped ones pants.
friend A to friend B walking down the street.
"Whoo I just let one go, I wouldnt wanna be the person behind us now, it was a real eggy rumpster!"
Friend B to friend A as that stop 5 meters later.
"Jeez you werent kiddin I just got a hefty waft of layover"
"Whoo I just let one go, I wouldnt wanna be the person behind us now, it was a real eggy rumpster!"
Friend B to friend A as that stop 5 meters later.
"Jeez you werent kiddin I just got a hefty waft of layover"
by Da Real JZ March 14, 2009

Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.
by Da Real JZ January 01, 2009
