Definitions by DWreck

willy bruises 

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

willy bruises by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Emily rose 

Something that is beautiful, but smells like roses dipped in caca!

That chick is so hot but smells like a emily rose..

Emily rose by Dwreck June 9, 2018

derrick fart 

A NASTY spray of ass juice in your face .reminiscent of decaying flesh, may cause instavomit and 3rd degree burns.

I feel sick, i walked into a derrick fart on the way here,call 911!

derrick fart by Dwreck May 15, 2018

biggins 

a.k.a. "The Biggins " . Large breasts .

" That chicks ROCKS the biggins "
" I love your sisters biggins "

biggins by DWreck August 3, 2007