max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.
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did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
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