Definitions by DR. POPPENSTEIN
Jordie
A Local term not found outside the Portobello area of Edinburgh Scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis pipe screwed through an airtight hole in the centre of a plastic juice bottle cap.
There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.
This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.
The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).
There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.
This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.
The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).
"Hey man, wheres the jordie?"
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".
Jordie by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
Wroot
A steriotypical type of beatnik- Around 5ft5" in height, black polo neck, black bery, highly groomed triangular goatee beard,possibly smokes a pipe. Concened almost exclusevly with cool jazz he finds conversational attempts with non-wroots to be futile and of no interest.
This term can and has been construed as derogatory to wroots.
also see root
This term can and has been construed as derogatory to wroots.
also see root
"the wroots downstairs kept me up all night with that cool jazz"
"godamn wroots i'll murder the pair of them"
"fucking wroot"
"godamn wroots i'll murder the pair of them"
"fucking wroot"
Wroot by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
Ganting
It is true that anyone can be ganting on something at anytime however the true use of the word is in the context of a description of a highly unatractive female.
Ganting by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
pailicy/pelicy
The same as policy, translation.....what are your intentions?, whits yer pailecy?
sometimes directed at freinds....whats your C.P, central pailicy, the intentions
of a group.
sometimes directed at freinds....whats your C.P, central pailicy, the intentions
of a group.
upper middle class edinburgh pailicy/pelicy, catches a tradesman with wife's pants on his head ferociously pulling the head of it.. whits yer pailicy man, wit do you thing yer doing.
i'm trying to enyoy a glass of sherry with my wife whits yer pailicy man!
i'm trying to enyoy a glass of sherry with my wife whits yer pailicy man!
pailicy/pelicy by DR. POPPENSTEIN April 26, 2006
Root
A description of a diabolical person, "lower than dog shite", However somtimes aimed at the middle classes- a discription of apearance or attitude whitch differs from that of the (gadges) or (gadgies).
Used almost exlusevly in the Niddrie area of Edinburgh- East Scotland.
Used almost exlusevly in the Niddrie area of Edinburgh- East Scotland.
ROOT!- very audable exclamation aimed at random padestrians.
"You wan'tin a sair (dish) ya fuckin root"
"Shut up you root"
"You wan'tin a sair (dish) ya fuckin root"
"Shut up you root"
Root by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
Teapot
A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
Teapot by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
Kojaking
Kojaking by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006