DR. Bitcoin's definitions

ex-poop

When you had a temp relationship with your poop and you moved on to your next poop.

This poop was so much better than my ex-poop

by DR. Bitcoin July 12, 2018

norelpref

Stands for “No Religion Preference”. Commonly found on Dog Tag IDs for people in the military that don’t establish a religion preference.

I’m norelpref on that BS religion garbage.

by DR. Bitcoin September 28, 2018

liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.

Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!

by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019

Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

vagmoke

Pronunciation: “VAG-MOKE”. This newely founded Webster word insists the dilemma of a person turning down the offering to smoke marijuana.

Gandalf: Here have a toke of this weed. It will help you see things clearly.

Frodo: I can’t because I miss my precious.

Gandalf: You’re a VAGMOKE. The Shire is screwed if their filled with VAGMOKERS such as yourself. Now watch me dance.

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

jull

a precious gem that is fake. this precious medal can be discovered in any impoverished region.

y’all mofos bedda get over hur n get some dis JULL! ahm sellin dis like it twas hot onda block!

by DR. Bitcoin May 10, 2018

jull

Pronounced “jewel”. A jull is a fake gem typically mined from impoverished regions of the US.

Yo homie! Want to buy dis jull? Fiddy percent off player.

by DR. Bitcoin March 13, 2018