DOug's definitions

Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

by DouG August 6, 2003

topper

when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.

I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.

by doug April 21, 2004

Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.

Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)

by Doug May 20, 2008

pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

twanger

a twenty dollar bill

when she finally got home, i found a twanger in her g-string.

by doug January 21, 2004

erie

The absolute weirdess city in the world. This city lies on the Southern end of Lake Erie and is inhabited by idiots.

a city that is cool?

by Doug May 13, 2005

doy

stupid sound

Doy.

by Doug September 10, 2003