Buttsqueezer

An act of having to hold in a fecal movement when you have to release it, but are too lazy or busy to use the restroom.

Dude, if you have to go take a dump, just go. Don't be a buttsqueezer.

by DKRemedy February 06, 2021

Brownport

Your anus or butthole.

You can take that idea and shove it up your brownport

by DKRemedy February 13, 2021

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 13, 2021