Definitions by DJP

head cheese 

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

head cheese by DJP August 23, 2003

trouser tent 

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

trouser tent by DJP August 23, 2003

FFA 

1.Abbreviation for organization - "Fist Fuckers of America."

2. Abbreviation for organization -"Future Farmers of America."

Bruce liked having a fist shoved up his ass so he joined the FFA.

Mu high school had a four H club sponsored by the FFA.

FFA by DJP August 23, 2003