DJP's definitions

head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

by DJP August 23, 2003

Coop-A-Loop

The name given to one with Coop-like characteristics. One of the more prominent characteristics is the coop-like luck. A Canadian Coop is called Coop-eh-loop. They are generally observed as having curly hair and glasses.

That curly haired kid with glasses is without a doubt a Coop-A-Loop

by DJP January 29, 2004

coop-like luck

Someone who has luck equivalent to that of a coop-a-loop. It generally describes someone who always happens to have things go their way, no matter the situation.

After winning six straight poker hands, Andrew was said to have coop-like luck.

by DJP January 29, 2004