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A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.
DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
Get the Cracky Snack mug.noun. The legendary den of the mysterious DJ YR LTTL PWNY has moved from El Sobrante, California to a currently undisclosed location. Site of many an all night rave and new disco soirée. One of DJ Willow from Paris favorite haunts. Where you're likely to find other members of the B-town posse dancing, chillaxin', or puking in the neighbor's bushes.
The lava lamp added to the psychedelic haze that was cast upon the Disco Parlour early Saturday morning as DJ YR LTTL PWNY titillated the remaining disco guests, as world famous DJ Willow from Paris danced on till the break of dawn.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 1, 2008
Get the Disco Parlour mug.syn. crying and or whining about nothing too important. Most often sent as a text to a friend when plans fall through.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 3, 2010
Get the Boo Boo Boo mug.n. A refridgerator, in which contents mainly consist of condiments (possibly a half a sixpack of beer and maybe some old moldy cheese). A poorly stocked Bachelor or Bachelorette fridge.
In the movie "FIGHT CLUB", Tyler Durden feigns embarrasment upon returning to his condo that he obliterated, once he comes across his fridge lying in the smoldering mess with it's door flung open, displaying it's contents for the whole world to see.
DJ SB3: "Ewe, Willow what's this in your fridge?, a science expiriment or is that left over take out food?"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Whateves,I'm soooo not embarrased by my Fight Club Fridge, what does it matter when I'm never home anyway?"
DJ SB3: "Ewe, Willow what's this in your fridge?, a science expiriment or is that left over take out food?"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Whateves,I'm soooo not embarrased by my Fight Club Fridge, what does it matter when I'm never home anyway?"
by DJ Willow from Paris April 24, 2008
Get the Fight Club Fridge mug.noun. The Disco Lodge is the "NEW" locale for all night dance parties, since the demise of DJ YR LTTL PWNY's Disco Parlour. The Disco Lodge is the top secret hidden dwelling of the World Famous DJ Willow from Paris. Only peeps in the know are privy to cutting the rug in this woodland rave nouveau retreat.
DJ YR LTTL PWNY: "I've got Hella new records and I'm itchin' to play 'em."
DJ Willow from Paris: "Come on by, I've got the system up and running, DJ Strawberry Shortcake and I were up ALL night on Saturday dancin' in the Disco Lodge we played a round of Tag Team DJ's.
DJ Willow from Paris: "Come on by, I've got the system up and running, DJ Strawberry Shortcake and I were up ALL night on Saturday dancin' in the Disco Lodge we played a round of Tag Team DJ's.
by DJ Willow from Paris April 16, 2008
Get the Disco Lodge mug.Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?
Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.
DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?
Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.
DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!
Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.
DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?
Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.
DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
Get the ghetto mart mug.noun. A 1947 "Silversides" Greyhound Bus that was rescued by the B-Town Posse from a junkyard. It was slated to be destroyed and turned into scrap metal. Thankfully it did not suffer that fate and lived to see yet another day.
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again.
The Heaven Bus is now legendary.
It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders.
No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists.
Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour".
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again.
The Heaven Bus is now legendary.
It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders.
No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists.
Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour".
Oh my god, I gotta pack! Heaven Bus will be here any second to pick me up. We're going on tour for a month this time.
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!?
Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.?
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!?
Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.?
by DJ Willow from Paris August 31, 2007
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