DJ Willow From Paris's definitions
Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?
Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.
DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?
Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.
DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!
Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.
DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?
Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.
DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
Get the ghetto martmug. Tag Team DJing is practically a sport. It occurs when too many Deejays show up for the same party. Instead of playing an hour or two hour set the deejays split the time by playing three songs then rotating to the next deejay. After a deejay plays three songs they high-five the next deejay to "tag out" or "tag in". Tag Team DJing was devised as a "plan b" by the world famous B-Town DJ CO*OP as means to let every deejay in the B-town Posse get a shot at the decks, even if they were not on the flyer for the evening. If they just so happend to arrive at the party, there was always room for one more.
DJ Willow from Paris: "Remember the good ol' days at the Temple Bar when we use to play Tag Team DJ's?"
DJ SB3: "Yeah that was the shiznit! You could hang out, do some shots at the bar, smoke in the alley, and then throw down some slambient beats, tag out and then do it all over again!"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Fascinating trend we started, Eh?"
DJ SB3: "Yeah it's like wrestiling but with vinyl discs, loud booming bass and your whole "team" is there high-fiving left and right! It's a good way to share the love."
DJ Willow from Paris: "So when can I fly over to Maui for an extreme Tag Team DJ set with you? I'll bring my new sidekick, DJ YR LTTL PWNY."
DJ SB3: "Soon...REAL SOON!!!!"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Hey SB3...Tag you're it!"
DJ SB3: "Yeah that was the shiznit! You could hang out, do some shots at the bar, smoke in the alley, and then throw down some slambient beats, tag out and then do it all over again!"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Fascinating trend we started, Eh?"
DJ SB3: "Yeah it's like wrestiling but with vinyl discs, loud booming bass and your whole "team" is there high-fiving left and right! It's a good way to share the love."
DJ Willow from Paris: "So when can I fly over to Maui for an extreme Tag Team DJ set with you? I'll bring my new sidekick, DJ YR LTTL PWNY."
DJ SB3: "Soon...REAL SOON!!!!"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Hey SB3...Tag you're it!"
by DJ Willow from Paris February 6, 2008
Get the Tag Team DJmug. noun. The legendary den of the mysterious DJ YR LTTL PWNY has moved from El Sobrante, California to a currently undisclosed location. Site of many an all night rave and new disco soirée. One of DJ Willow from Paris favorite haunts. Where you're likely to find other members of the B-town posse dancing, chillaxin', or puking in the neighbor's bushes.
The lava lamp added to the psychedelic haze that was cast upon the Disco Parlour early Saturday morning as DJ YR LTTL PWNY titillated the remaining disco guests, as world famous DJ Willow from Paris danced on till the break of dawn.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 1, 2008
Get the Disco Parlourmug. noun. The Disco Lodge is the "NEW" locale for all night dance parties, since the demise of DJ YR LTTL PWNY's Disco Parlour. The Disco Lodge is the top secret hidden dwelling of the World Famous DJ Willow from Paris. Only peeps in the know are privy to cutting the rug in this woodland rave nouveau retreat.
DJ YR LTTL PWNY: "I've got Hella new records and I'm itchin' to play 'em."
DJ Willow from Paris: "Come on by, I've got the system up and running, DJ Strawberry Shortcake and I were up ALL night on Saturday dancin' in the Disco Lodge we played a round of Tag Team DJ's.
DJ Willow from Paris: "Come on by, I've got the system up and running, DJ Strawberry Shortcake and I were up ALL night on Saturday dancin' in the Disco Lodge we played a round of Tag Team DJ's.
by DJ Willow from Paris April 16, 2008
Get the Disco Lodgemug. n. A refridgerator, in which contents mainly consist of condiments (possibly a half a sixpack of beer and maybe some old moldy cheese). A poorly stocked Bachelor or Bachelorette fridge.
In the movie "FIGHT CLUB", Tyler Durden feigns embarrasment upon returning to his condo that he obliterated, once he comes across his fridge lying in the smoldering mess with it's door flung open, displaying it's contents for the whole world to see.
DJ SB3: "Ewe, Willow what's this in your fridge?, a science expiriment or is that left over take out food?"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Whateves,I'm soooo not embarrased by my Fight Club Fridge, what does it matter when I'm never home anyway?"
DJ SB3: "Ewe, Willow what's this in your fridge?, a science expiriment or is that left over take out food?"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Whateves,I'm soooo not embarrased by my Fight Club Fridge, what does it matter when I'm never home anyway?"
by DJ Willow from Paris April 24, 2008
Get the Fight Club Fridgemug. syn. crying and or whining about nothing too important. Most often sent as a text to a friend when plans fall through.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 3, 2010
Get the Boo Boo Boomug. by dj willow from paris August 4, 2007
Get the cracky snacksmug.