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Definitions by DJ Willow From Paris

Tag Team DJ 

Tag Team DJing is practically a sport. It occurs when too many Deejays show up for the same party. Instead of playing an hour or two hour set the deejays split the time by playing three songs then rotating to the next deejay. After a deejay plays three songs they high-five the next deejay to "tag out" or "tag in". Tag Team DJing was devised as a "plan b" by the world famous B-Town DJ CO*OP as means to let every deejay in the B-town Posse get a shot at the decks, even if they were not on the flyer for the evening. If they just so happend to arrive at the party, there was always room for one more.
DJ Willow from Paris: "Remember the good ol' days at the Temple Bar when we use to play Tag Team DJ's?"

DJ SB3: "Yeah that was the shiznit! You could hang out, do some shots at the bar, smoke in the alley, and then throw down some slambient beats, tag out and then do it all over again!"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Fascinating trend we started, Eh?"

DJ SB3: "Yeah it's like wrestiling but with vinyl discs, loud booming bass and your whole "team" is there high-fiving left and right! It's a good way to share the love."

DJ Willow from Paris: "So when can I fly over to Maui for an extreme Tag Team DJ set with you? I'll bring my new sidekick, DJ YR LTTL PWNY."

DJ SB3: "Soon...REAL SOON!!!!"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Hey SB3...Tag you're it!"

chicken n' waffles 

noun. Fried chicken and waffles. Usually served as breakfast. Roscoe's Chicken N' Waffles is World Famous, however, Merrit Bakery in Oakland California is the best place in the bay area to dine on this wonderful dish.
If you ever pull an all-nighter in the east bay Merrit Bakery is the best place to chow down on Chicken N' Waffles.

Disco Parlour 

noun. The legendary den of the mysterious DJ YR LTTL PWNY has moved from El Sobrante, California to a currently undisclosed location. Site of many an all night rave and new disco soirée. One of DJ Willow from Paris favorite haunts. Where you're likely to find other members of the B-town posse dancing, chillaxin', or puking in the neighbor's bushes.
The lava lamp added to the psychedelic haze that was cast upon the Disco Parlour early Saturday morning as DJ YR LTTL PWNY titillated the remaining disco guests, as world famous DJ Willow from Paris danced on till the break of dawn.

mumble trousers 

Noun. Syn.camel toe, Trousers that are snug fitting in the groin area. So snug in fact that you can practically see the labia (i.e. camel toe). "You can see her lips moving but you can't hear what she's saying". Can be lycra or spandex, but are most often ill fitting pants possibly with pleating on the front, or just REALLY tight jeans.
I was down at the Ghetto Mart today buying cracky snacks and this hoochie came in with her mumble trousers on. One of the guys looked at me knowingly and winked before saying to the hoochie, "What I can't hear you?". She unwittingly blinked and continued to gab away on her cell phone, as she purchased a pack of KOOL cigaretts and a Diet Coke.

Heaven Bus 

noun. A 1947 "Silversides" Greyhound Bus that was rescued by the B-Town Posse from a junkyard. It was slated to be destroyed and turned into scrap metal. Thankfully it did not suffer that fate and lived to see yet another day.
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again.
The Heaven Bus is now legendary.
It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders.
No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists.
Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour".

Oh my god, I gotta pack! Heaven Bus will be here any second to pick me up. We're going on tour for a month this time.
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!?

Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.?

B-Town Posse 

noun plural. A rather large group of tight-knit friends from the city of BERKELEY CALIFORNIA!!!! Most of the posse have known eachother for their whole lives. They are like one big fun-loving family. You may have seen them in the early ninetees touring around on the now "Legendary" Heaven Bus. You can still find members of the posse enjoying eachother's company at places like the "Friendship House" in B-Town by Peet's Coffee, or playing Takra at the park on Tuesdays in the summertime. Or you may have been lucky enough to catch the side show they put on at Reggae on the River (which is now Reggae Rising) every year. Tremendous team spirit and mad love are what this posse/family are all about.
It's summertime!, round up the B-Town Posse! Let's go to a hot spring on the Heaven Bus.
I got my ticket to Reggae, is the whole B-Town Posse comming or what?

cracky snacks

noun plural. One or more cracky snack.

See cracky snack
Cracky Snacks are what makes the world go round!