DJ Wechat's definitions

fuckbuddymergency

back up, back up booty call when all other regular FB's in your contacts are either out of town, busy, dating someone else or on the rag. An 'emergency' arises and so the need to contact your last resort is required. He or she might be a minger but as they say "every hole is a goal".

oh no! nothing lined up for this Thursday, everyone's busy. now it is Tuesday...its a fuckbuddymergency.

by DJ Wechat April 5, 2017

double anal foot fuck

the practice of penetrating two women's ass holes using each foot.

do you do anal? how about a double anal foot fuck? gotcha...

by DJ Wechat April 11, 2017

deleter

a person who deletes a person from some form of online social contact - facebook or similar

it is not cool to be a deleter

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017

fezzin'

British Army term that is used to describe a person in the forces who has poor hygiene standards. The word is a slang abbreviation of festering and is commonly used on recruits.

you are warned for orders, you are in shit state and shirt collar is fezzin'

by DJ Wechat April 7, 2017

shit it

British Army talk. To shit it means to fuck up and be in danger of getting charged (disciplinary action).

stupid idiot, now you have shit it!

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017

go chinese

to purposely not wash or use deoderant. similar to lower class chinese people. it saves money.

i don't have much on this week i think i will stay at home and go chinese

by DJ Wechat January 5, 2019

tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense

Discogs.com is a tard market

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017