Definitions by DJ Gaping Wound

bumroll 

Toilet paper.

Hey, Mark, toss me in some bumroll.

bumroll by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

fonk

An extreme form of funk.

Damn, wash yourself! You got fonk.

fonk by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

twatsmeg 

Clumpy vaginal discharge.

I'm not eating you out, you've got twatsmeg!

twatsmeg by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

bumwipe 

1. Toilet paper.
2. An obnoxious or dishonest person.

1. Nick, toss me in some bumwipe. The roll is empty.
2. He owes me $20, the bumwipe.

bumwipe by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003