DJ's definitions

christmas

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

by DJ December 24, 2003

MPSPD

Muttin Punx and St Pete Drunks.
a vicious gang coming from St. Petersburg Florida. dont fuck with them or theyre rape you in the bunghole they dont give a fuck!

oh my god here come the MPSPD cover your cornholes!

by DJ November 15, 2004

Roach

Leave a spark patch with your knee

Man, I need a new visor, cause you Roached in front of me.

by DJ October 23, 2003

grumpcatin'

When you are in a bad mood or pissed off.

Why you grumpcatin'?

by DJ June 14, 2003

la la la

1) a phrase used at the end of a sentence for no apparent reason other than to display boredom, use emphasis on a point or to annoy someone.

2) it can also be used as an 'in' joke to re-itterate that you, yourself are in on the joke.

eg.1)That trollop has bingo wings la la la

eg.2)Tim C is a rock spider la la la

by DJ May 26, 2005

rasstus

Lawn Ornament in the shape of a small black child wearing a ball cap, holding up a lantern, could be mistaken for a little black jockey holding up a lantern looking for something

Check out the front lawns in your area to see if any of your neighbors "own" one

by DJ January 14, 2004

stuffed shirt

Outdated UK English slang for over-conventional and maybe pompous/old fashioned man
More modern equivalent = old fart.

He's a real stuffed shirt

by DJ February 25, 2004