DJ's definitions

christmas

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

by DJ December 24, 2003

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA

Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

by DJ April 12, 2005

grumpcatin'

When you are in a bad mood or pissed off.

Why you grumpcatin'?

by DJ June 14, 2003

blower

UK English slang for telephone

I'll call you on the the blower

by DJ February 25, 2004

connex

What started as a misunderstanding between one witty English scholar and a German student with poor English one day in a Yahoo! chat room soon became what is known today as the connex phenomenon. Connex is now used in chat rooms, IRC, and e-mail alike and is yet another one of the internet trends. Basically it can mean any action, reaction, word with implied meaning, or even as a redundant word. Usually it is just used to piss people off, but a lot of times it is also used to try and refer to something without actually saying it.

<DJ_PsYkiK>OMFG d00d, I want to connex LISA.
<FiremanSTEVE>w3wt

or

<FiremanSTEVE>I connex'd so much one day, my friend was like "connex!", and then he went and connex'd
<DJ_PsYkiK>Good job d00d, you have it. You even used the formal connex'd over the informal connexed. Nice.

by DJ July 19, 2004

starchin'

Starchin' is a term used to describe something that is undefinable as it, itself is undefinable...

usually used just to confuse people

Starch: "Nah, sorry Matt, Starchin' won't be on Urban Dictionary, it's undefinable!"

Matt: "But why? what does it mean?"

Starch: "..please don't"

by DJ September 27, 2004

express

The holy grail of sweet ass clothing.

gay or straight this shit makes you look pimp

by dj April 1, 2005