79 definitions by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)
the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
when u go large with something at mcdonalds and realise u can't eat all of it therefore looking like a twat
person1: im goin large
10 minutes later.....
person2: why did u go large??
person1: i shudn't have im full
person2: ur not gona eat that half portion of chips left
person1: no
person2: haha mcfail!!!
10 minutes later.....
person2: why did u go large??
person1: i shudn't have im full
person2: ur not gona eat that half portion of chips left
person1: no
person2: haha mcfail!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009
the clear red mark on a womans hand which tells u how heavy her shopping bags of clothes are, v redder the hands the more clothes she has bought, also works with handbags, shoes etc
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 15, 2009
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 3, 2009
men think belly button piercings, nose piercings etc are sexy because it reminds them of the staple in porn mags
person1: have u seen my wifes piercings their awesome
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
when you stand next to a window at school with ur mate, where a lot of people going in for next lesson, then you and ur mate pick out girls u would like to fuck
person 1: hey check out the girl with the nice arse
person 2: which one
person 1: the on with the black hair nearest to us
person 2: sweet!! i luv this window shopping its awesome
person 1: gud in it u see all the massive tits from here, its best when there running!!
person 2: which one
person 1: the on with the black hair nearest to us
person 2: sweet!! i luv this window shopping its awesome
person 1: gud in it u see all the massive tits from here, its best when there running!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009